Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!