Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.