Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
They had a wedding reception.
He posed for Halloween masks !
Lets get right into the noose.
Let's go ride bikes!
They barely had any atmosphere.
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
A Cantaloupe.
Marry it.
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
They're both myths.
A witch in a garbage can.
That was a cloche call!"
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
