Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
I feel so enlightninged!
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
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To keep the pig in one piece.
It was just going through one of its phases.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
The plot for Wall-E
Cause they would quack up.
It e-loaf-es! :)
They don't want to!
One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
