If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
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Because it was charged with battery.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
Thanks for all the sediment.
No reception.
Slaves.
It's another chance to look up old friends.
One less drunk.
Because they cantaloupe.
Fire truck.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
It had a reptile dysfunction!
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
A bad gambler
