Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Japanese Car Jokes More Japanese Car Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.