Because they knead the dough.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
with an en croissant
His doughter.
That's just what I kneaded!
He kneaded the dough
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
They dough nut have anything in common.