Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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GINGER.

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In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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I gotta catch a plane

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Bro, mine

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Eh you!!

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha