What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.