Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick