Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.