What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..