What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.