What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia