What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.