Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !