Profanity Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure?

Oedipus

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile