Profanity Jokes

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.