Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
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Because they can't count to
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A Global Offensive.
Two at most.
Babe, it's a valve!"
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
About 100 French people right now
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
So that they can pack the defence!
Wooffies!
He got atomic ache.
A racket.
They only work 10% of the time.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
The punchline is too long.
They shake.
