Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.