Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!