Because their pecker is on their face.
He was studying foreign languages.
A: Oh-lay!
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
He had a black eye.
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)
Their peckers are on their heads.
The rest are hunting peckers.
To keep their ankles warm.
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