Because their pecker is on their face.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Steal a chicken
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
A: A law suit.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Because it was wearing underwear.
