Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
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They can't afford to pay respects.
A butler.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Someone told me but I forgot.
A Coke-o-nut.
A tard time
To get to the other side.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
They exchange cell numbers.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
They have the knights watch .
I'll be Bach.
He was having a mid life crisis.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
A boyfriend.