Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.