Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

You might also enjoy:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Law School Jokes More Law School Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Sorority Girl Jokes More Sorority Girl Jokes

What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.