Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.