Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)