Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.