Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards