What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight?

The sock under my bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.