Daisy Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.