Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...