Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Because he didn't truss it.
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
Erdogone
Because in Russia the military coups you.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Wednesday
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
It Netherlands.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Beyblades.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Who else invents things?
