It was the knight time
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They storm the baaaastille.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Professor: Astronomical.
FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
They saw what happened to the sheep
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
A: In France.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
inventor of Autocorrect
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Knight time
