Medieval Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Dark Ages Jokes More Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!