Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".