Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

D Jokes More D Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.