Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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Go stand in front of a mirror

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Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

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They're all criminals.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.