100 Dollar Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars