100 Dollar Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Small Loan Jokes More Small Loan Jokes

What is a small loan of money?

a small loan of a million dollars"

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.