4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Who survives?

America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

July Jokes More July Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.