55 Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.