Bar Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Expand Jokes More Expand Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.