Batmobile Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in, Robin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile"

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile, Robin"

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.