Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...