Bedrock Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Shag Jokes More Shag Jokes

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.