Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!