Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr