Bore Guy Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany