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Cause he was out standing in his field
Cause Charlie don't serf.
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
A: Violists.
At the pico de gallows.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Because he's such a fungi.
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
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