Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white