Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

21st Century Jokes More 21st Century Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.