Century Jokes

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

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Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him