Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

19th Century Jokes More 19th Century Jokes

What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century?

A slattern pattern

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Baroque Jokes More Baroque Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

21st Century Jokes More 21st Century Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!