Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.