Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

2 Chainz Jokes More 2 Chainz Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan