Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.