Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear