Cher Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Nyetflix!

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.