Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)