Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn