Confront Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Evil Spirit Jokes More Evil Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Juggler Jokes More Juggler Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.