How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting