Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "