Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "