Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Custom Jokes More Custom Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

War Jokes More War Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

French Jokes More French Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What do the french call 4/20?

80