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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Independence Jokes More Independence Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!