Dung Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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A church bell peals from the steeple.

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They 'loin' fast!

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Russel

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

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