Dvd Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee