Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran