Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What do older women wear?

Depends

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.