Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What do older women wear?

Depends

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.