Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.