Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Coffee Mug

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

Ceo Jokes More Ceo Jokes

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food?

Yellowcake.

Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.