Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Kung-Pao Chicken.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Au.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A pitbull returning from a playground.
Lipstick
To study abroad.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
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They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Haram be everywhere
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
